So, I put up some flyers around town about my taxidermy workshop. Obviously, I put one up a little too close to a bar or something because I got two pranks calls last night on my voicemail. I think they're from the same person though. 

Anyway, I've posted them here for your enjoyment. They pretty much perfectly capture your basic 22 year old drunk girl. You can even hear her friends egging her on in the background. As a previous prank caller myself, I'm not upset at all. I just wish they were better. Since she didn't block her number, I guess I could show her how it's done...

Prank Call 1 by Allis Markham   

Prank Call 2 by Allis Markham